Apr 29 2017

NEW FACE PUNCH T-SHIRTS!

Want the next best thing to punching me in my smugly face? Get the uber-comfy “F**King Dylan… What A Knucklehead” shirt. They come in LADIES “Bella” STYLE (Small to Large) and UNISEX “Canvas” (Small to XL)

Get em while they’re hot! Limited Print! Only 10 in each size!

ORDER YOURS HERE!

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Mar 20 2017

New Merch!

Pretty stoked about some of the new Merch I have on order. PSEUDO-NEW T-shirt design (this time with Lady-Tees!) and KING DYLAN USB’s with literally ALL of my releases on one 16GB Stick – and get this, shaped like a Bottle opener so you can pour a lil Drinkognito for yourself before you come to the show!