Aug 16 2013

Superman can’t get Parking Tickets

Some Alien with superpowers who doesn’t need a car and can run faster than a bullet and fly everywhere will never get a parking ticket. This is obvious. I won’t explain that any further. But last wednesday I got a parking ticket in Downtown Calgary. Even funnier because on Sunday I got a speeding ticket. (Someone take me off the road already, I’m a terror to society).

“Dylan, you suck, what does this have to do with Superman?!” – you

On Wednesday I was downtown for one reason only, and that was for a photoshoot with photographer Jalisa Organ. (She’s pretty darn good and just getting things going, so you should look her up on facebook.) Anyway, one of the photos is like a photo I would send in to Warner Brothers in hopes to be the next Superman. I mean, I definitely would NOT get the part, because CLEARLY, I’m meant to be the next Bruce Wayne (Still waiting on Zack Snyder’s phone call for the Batman vs Superman casting) … But for real, My HAIR is very Clark Kenty and I think that’s the closest I’m ever gonna get to becoming the Man of Steel… *heavy sigh*

SO here’s to Paying vehicle fines and wishing I was a superhero.

I actually really liked how the pictures turned out, You can view a few of them on my Facebook Fan Page here

Man of Steel